me: *finds it kind of funny* *finds it kind of sad*
world: *is mad*
lol 13 year olds shouldnt be on tumblr
neither should 14 year olds
or 15 yr olds….16yr olds„ 17, 18,19, 20 yr olds,
nobody should be on tumblr
if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence
bless friends who tell you, “text me when you get home safe”
it seems that everyone i’m friends with is better friends with someone else and that really fucking sucks
Sherlock Holmes: [on the phone] Lestrade? We’ve had a break-in at Baker Street. Send you least irritating officers and an ambulance… Oh, no no no no no, we’re fine. No, it’s the burglar. He’s got himself rather badly injured… Oh, a few broken ribs, fractured skull, suspected punctured lung. He fell out a window.
Lestrade: And exactly how many times did he fall out a window?
Sherlock Holmes: Oh, it’s all a bit of a blur, detective. I lost count.